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ap3572001 · 10.07.2006

Interesting incident.

How do You like this? : Guy comes to rob a bank. Hands a note to an emplyee. The girl is new,filipino. She does not get it. Say's ,'' I need to talk to my boss". The guy is waiting. The bank manager (chinese lady) tells the guy to wait. The guy is waiting. The call comes to my radio :all units, bank 211(robbery) in progress, suspect is a black male , dark shirt, black pants , waiting at the bank (!) About 5 police cars get to the bank . The guy is still standing there with a note! What an idiot! Funny!

balik · 10.07.2006

ap3572001 сказав(ла):
How do You like this? : Guy comes to rob a bank. Hands a note to an emplyee. The girl is new,filipino. She does not get it. Say's ,'' I need to talk to my boss". The guy is waiting. The bank manager (chinese lady) tells the guy to wait. The guy is waiting. The call comes to my radio :all units, bank 211(robbery) in progress, suspect is a black male , dark shirt, black pants , waiting at the bank (!) About 5 police cars get to the bank . The guy is still standing there with a note! What an idiot! Funny!

Real story? What bank?

N0BoDy · 10.07.2006

to vodka

ap3572001 · 10.07.2006

balik сказав(ла):
Real story? What bank?

B of A dowtown

KRAK · 10.07.2006

I’ve never understood people who are robbing banks at a window.
They are fucking morons. How much money can you get from a teller?
$5-10K at best, if you are some lucky fuck. There is shitload of ways
to get this kind of money, even illegally, but without going to jail.

And if you caught on bank job – ten years
in federal pen minimum, which means no parole and doing time
anywhere in the country. The dumb fucks should be shot on site
to prevent possible spread of a genetic garbage.

ap3572001 · 11.07.2006

You know it! The guy did act like an idiot. Even tried to tell me from the back of the car that he did not do anything wrong. I told him that he did EVERYTHING wrong.

Flamming Hot · 11.07.2006

Here is another police-related story:

>> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!
>>
>> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when
>> his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
>> she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
>> turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
>> things.
>>
>> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
>> and he said no.
>>
>> Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
>> simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
>> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
>> again.
>>
>> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
>> people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
>> cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
>>
>> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
>> and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, police
>> caught the burglars red-handed.
>>
>> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that
>> you'd shot them!"
>>
>> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
>>
>>
>> (True Story) I LOVE IT..

balik · 11.07.2006

ap3572001 сказав(ла):
You know it! The guy did act like an idiot. Even tried to tell me from the back of the car that he did not do anything wrong. I told him that he did EVERYTHING wrong.

You see.. you got some cense of humor after all

Помню, как грабили Арбис на 21й и Гири. Заходит чудик и шепчет кассиру:"Давай деньги, у меня есть пистолет".
Тот говорит (китаец.. жадный, шо гадюка..):"Не дам!"
Грабитель:"А у меня пистолет"
Кассир:"А покажи"
Грабитель:"Вот!" (показывает) "Давай деньги"
Кассир:"Не дам!"
Грабитель:"Последний раз говорю, давай деньги!"
Кассир:"Нет!"
Грабитель:"Ты тупой придурок! В следующий раз я тебе мозги вышибу"
Ругается и уходит.
Через пять минут прибегает девочка из Бескин Робинс (соседняя дверь)
Девочка:"Нас Ограбили!!!!" (чуть не в обмороке)

Полиция приехала минут через 20.. покрутилась и ушла...

KRAK · 11.07.2006

Please, for the love of fuckin’ God, somebody tell me,
how and why the hell such a nice conversation about sis’ki turned into an “Americas Most Wanted”? :ги:

Flamming Hot · 11.07.2006

KRAK сказав(ла):
Please, for the love of fuckin’ God, somebody tell me,
how and why the hell such a nice conversation about sis’ki turned into an “Americas Most Wanted”?

Man, every topic on this damned forum is turning either to "sis'ki" or to politics chit-chat sooner or later. That sucks. I wish at least this thread would be different...

balik · 11.07.2006

Let's try to follow standards. So Sis'ki there are!

KRAK · 11.07.2006

Flamming Hot сказав(ла):
Man, every topic on this damned forum is turning either to "sis'ki" or to politics chit-chat sooner or later. That sucks. I wish at least this thread would be different...

Do you have some problem with sis’ki?

Wanna talk about it? :-)

Flamming Hot · 11.07.2006

KRAK сказав(ла):
Wanna talk about it?

No, thanks

I would rather like to talk about pis'ki :ги:

Святослав · 11.07.2006

Flamming Hot сказав(ла):
Man, every topic on this damned forum is turning either to "sis'ki" or to politics chit-chat sooner or later. That sucks. I wish at least this thread would be different...

Well, at least it turned into the discussion of "sis'ki", not "pis'ki", so we are still on the sophisticated and intellectual side of things :-)