English speaking topic

[Flamming Hot]

No whores?.. it's boring

Ok pal, especially for you I will give my friend a call and ask him to invite a prostitute here. I hope you don't have anything against afro-american prostitutes?

 

[Flamming Hot]

Flamming Hot - great English. Where did you study for it?

Thanks for the compliment, but my English is way far from "great" ;-) And I learned it at school, believe me or not Look:

"Good morning children. Good morning teacher. Sit down please".
"Who is on duty today"?
"My name is Vova".
"London is capital of Great Britain".

...and, of coz, I can tell you a lot about Lenin in English

 

[CryBaby]

I hope you don't have anything against afro-american prostitutes?

Oh, so Condoleezza is free tonight?

 

[Flamming Hot]

you think a drug dealer hanging over Internet, especially on this lovely sunny day??? So naiv! I'd rather believe your getting the Bush president to the phone

For your information, drug dealers are taking over Internet also. It is much safer to do business using Internet rather than on the street - chances that you can get your ass nailed by police are much lower here

 

[Kath]

Come on, stop bothering me with that Bush - I'm calling, I'm calling!

you said you were calling to that ...how is her? that old english woman....ah queen Elizabeth! When you get in touch with her, please, give her.... my preved!!!

 

[Flamming Hot]

Oh, so Condoleezza is free tonight?

She is political prostitue, so I don't think she fits here

 

[Flamming Hot]

you said you were calling to that ...how is her? that old english woman....ah queen Elizabeth! When you get in touch with her, please, give her.... my preved!!!

Yeah, and my "preved krasavcheg" to prince William please

 

[Kath]

For your information, drug dealers are taking over Internet also. It is much safer to do business using Internet rather than on the street - chances that you can get your ass nailed by police are much lower here

ah!...how many things you can learn by knowing English!
So, why do you need an american drug dealer on the forum?

 

[CryBaby]

why do you need an american drug dealer on the forum?

Just in case,sis

 

[Flamming Hot]

ah!...how many things you can learn by knowing English!
So, why do you need an american drug dealer on the forum?

Dunno... just for fun I guess. Why do we need policeman from SF here?

I have a friend who lives in East Machias, Maine, U.S. He is neighbour of Steven King by the way (yes, THAT Steven King) I will try my best to invite him to this forum, just need to give him some help to pass the registration procedure here

 

[Kath]

By the way we should ask that policeman whether there is a russian mafia in San-Fransisco and how they get along with them.

 

[Flamming Hot]

By the way we should ask that policeman whether there is a russian mafia in San-Fransisco and how they get along with them.

The guy said he moved to U.S. from Kharkov... so I think he is in charge of Russian mafia there, that's for sure

 

[Muad'Dib]

Вторая типичная запись блондинки в ЖЖ


Привеееет, мои дорогииие! Как я по вам соскучилась!
Извините, что долго не писала, просто кто-то перевернул мою клавиатуру и я, оказывается, печатала на ее обратной стороне на протяжении 2х месяцев, но сейчас все отремонтировали.
Превед, мой дневничог, кагдила?
Я недавно стала изучать иностранный язык, поэтому не удивляйтесь, что я иногда начинаю говорить на албанском. Скоро я уеду жить в Албанию - это прекрасная страна, южнее страны Париж, в которой живут албиносы и албиноски, в ней никто не будет ущемлять мой нрав дикой кошки, никто не станет мешать проявлять свою индивидуальность, вышивать крестиком и никто не начнет подло ВРАТЬ, что эти суперские джинсики со стразами я купила в second-hand'е! Это ложь! Не верьте им! Они от зависти врут! Мои джинсики из Италии! От известного модельера Мадин Туркиша (Made in Turkish - по американски)
В Албанию меня отправит мой БФ...мурррк...моррррг...патологоанатомммм.. Котик, я тя лю! Он через связи оформляет все документы, так что через 4 месяца я получу загранпаспорт. Обычные, простые и совсем неиндивидуальные люди получают паспорт за 1 месяц... за....за очень долго, короче.. Котик сказал, что как только я приеду, у меня заберут паспорт. Это надо для оформления на элитную, высокооплачиваемую работу... уже и не помню какая у меня будет должность, то ли директутка, то ли генеральный директутка, но что-то очень важное! Я всегда знала, что добьюсь многого.

 

[Kath]

Dunno... just for fun I guess. Why do we need policeman from SF here?

I have a friend who lives in East Machias, Maine, U.S. He is neighbour of Steven King by the way (yes, THAT Steven King) I will try my best to invite him to this forum, just need to give him some help to pass the registration procedure here

That guy from SF came here by his own decision with the pretext that he's in search of one of his old friends. But I have a thought.... ...that he's just trying to find interesting friends here on the site.

 

[neal]

так, разрешите ознакомить со своим словарным запасом

1. Who is on duty today?
2. I'm on duty today.
3. Who is absent today?
4. Yakut is absent today, because he is ill
5. Where is a piece of chalk?
6. London is the capital of GB.
7. I live in KharkovForum!!!

Мабуть досить
Вибачте, якщо багато помилок.

ты забыл сказать: Май нейм ис Вовваа!!!

 

[Flamming Hot]

Izvinitye, ya est ploho ponimat' po russki

 

[Kath]

The guy said he moved to U.S. from Kharkov... so I think he is in charge of Russian mafia there, that's for sure

the dashingly twisted plot!!!

 

[Flamming Hot]

That guy from SF came here by his own decision with the pretext that he's in search of one of his old friends. But I have a thought.... ...that he's just trying to find interesting friends here on the site.

Hmm, maybe he is looking for a wife or something?

 

[neal]

Izvinitye, ya est ploho ponimat' po russki

speak english... or albanian

 

[Flamming Hot]

the dashingly twisted plot!!!

Yeah, a whole soap opera can develop here