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Святослав сказав(ла):
Has anyone tried eating a whole jalapeno? :)
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I've won a bet once by eating a whole green chili pepper in some Pakistani place in SF. I was cheating though.. I was biting and swallowing at once instead of chewing it first, but it was still pretty interesting experience.
 
balik сказав(ла):
I've won a bet once by eating a whole green chili pepper in some Pakistani place in SF. I was cheating though.. I was biting and swallowing at once instead of chewing it first, but it was still pretty interesting experience.
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To convince me to do something like that, a bet would need to be pretty high :) I remember once I tried putting 1 drop of a sauce called "Black Widow" on a hamburger... my mouth was saved by a substantial amount of cold beer :) I think people who can casually eat those peppers have some congenital defect of their taste buds. Or they had a difficult childhood :)
 
KRAK сказав(ла):
I used to know some sick fuck, who could drink the whole bottle of Tabasco sauce. :)
It so toxic, I can’t even smell that shit. :-)
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"Tabasco" compared to a "Black Widow" sauce is like strawberry compared to a hot pickle. There is a warning label on that thing says "Use extreme caution". :-)
 
KRAK сказав(ла):
Cops - in the US.
In Moskow - musora. :-)
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нет, ну это даже...как-то....и не смешно.:-) А даже очень грустно, что у нас мусора. :( Хотя я тоже не знаю для них другого названия.
 
ap3572001 сказав(ла):
Interesting topics.
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By the way, guys, about interesting thems (I hope).:) Not long ago I ran into the Beatles' songs (some of them). I have never been much fond of them because of the old and non-actual :-) music. But now I'm listening to them every day. Just something. Do you remember their Come together? I've taken the text and got to know that I can hardly read it and understand what they sing about.
I got to a site where people try to translate it into russian and find the sense, digging into the history of Lennon's life:), the atmosphere of that time and making the whole investigation. :) But it's all the vague guess. Maybe those for whom the language and culture are closer (and those who like the Beatles) can better explain that song and explain some difficult words. :)

Here are the words.

Here come old flatttop
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju ju eyball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine
He got toejam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He say I know you..you know me
One thing I can tell you is you've got to be free
Come together...right now
Over me

He Bag Production, he got
Walrus gumboot, he got
Ono sideboard, he one
Spinal cracker, he got
Feet...down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together...right now
Over me

He rollercoaster, he got
Early warning, he got
Muddy Water, he one
Mojo filter, he say
One and one and one is three
Got to be good lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see
Come Together...right now
Over me

* difficult words :)
 
Останнє редагування:
Пачти по англицки :-)

Прекрасно жить в свободных Штатах
При обеспеченных харчах,
При службе, при больших зарплатах,
Автомобилях и домах!
Здесь лишь одно немного грустно:
Язык не тот. Не как в Москве.
Не говорят они по-русски,
Хоть кол теши на голове!
Но к трудностям такого сорта
Любой из нас уже привык.
Мы спикаем по-русски гордо,
Мы кипаем родной язык.
Мы соль не спилаем на раны,
Подругу киссаем взасос,
На службе ранаем программы,
Когда реквестает наш босс.
Мы дринкаем сухие вина,
Энджоем собственный уют,
Мы лихо драйваем машины,
Берем хайвей (когда дают).
Когда окюрится возможность,
Возьмем э фью денечков офф,
Махнем в апстейт по бездорожью,
В лесу напикаем грибов,


Накукаем такой закуски,
Какой не видел целый свет!
Дринкнем как следует, по-русски!
Факнем жену на склоне лет!
А то – возьмем большой вакейшен,
Допустим, парочку недель,
В Париже, в дистрикте старейшем
Себе забукаем отель.
А там – и Рим не за горами,
Мадрид, Берлин, едрена мать!
Мы будем шопать в Амстердаме!
Мы будем в Праге ланчевать!
При наших, при больших зарплатах
Нам вся Европа – по плечу!
Ах, хорошо в Юнайтед Штатах!
Эх, травеляй, куда хочу!
Аппрочает весенний вечер,
Даркеет – прямо на ходу.
Стихают речи, гаснут свечи,
И Пушкин спинает в гробу...

(c)Александр Мартлин

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