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May I ask you to tell me about the source where you found that information

Oh ****, here we go again...
It happened about an year ago. It were a stormy night. I barely did sleep because of lightnings. And suddenly I do waked up. And i saw him - a glowing figure of an old man. He do said: "son of *****, you do know something about the english sayings?". I did said: "No! Why did you asked" What do you want from me, you dead *******?". He do laughed with the most horrifying laughter that I ever hear in a life, so I could not move my arm or mine leg. And then he start to tell me about all of english folklore. He didn't stop 'tiil a morning and I can not do anything but to listen to the him. Then he dissapear. And on a next nite come again. And on the mext too. So, he comed to me for a month or so, until tell me every thing from oldschool folklore of UK. And then this ******* do finally dissapear forever. Since then my head is full of ****ty knowledge that I do not wished to ever know. This are a true story.
 
So tell us other stories from that man
That man did horrible and odd things to Ultrasss, he missused and abused him... that old mathafaka was a man of caucasian origin i guess..

..and since that time the grammar and speach of Ultrass suffers..:)
 
That man did horrible and odd things to Ultrasss, he missused and abused him... that old mathafaka was a man of caucasian origin i guess..

I am swear I will do sue you for a defamation!


..and since that time the grammar and speach of Ultrass suffers..

My grammar does suffers because I am a retard and I am do trying to do speak english even though I don't do know a **** in english the language and is using a online translator. That are the reason.
 
ТС, а для каких целей?

в англию тебя все равно не пустят, просто для саморазвития?

Ну, на работу сейчас, когда устраиваешься (я о своей специальности сейчас говорю), то знание английского - обязательное. Мне бы очень хотелось поднять свой уровень. В личку отпишусь.:yahoo:
 
ТС, а для каких целей?

Ну, на работу сейчас, когда устраиваешься (я о своей специальности сейчас говорю), то знание английского - обязательное. Мне бы очень хотелось поднять свой уровень. В личку отпишусь.
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Ha-ha-ha, yet another comic character in this thread!
 
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