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Let speak english here!

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Too bad it's in English, and eurobliakhers can nether read nor understand it :)
 
Great English skills from Caravan ice skating hall. Male restroom.
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If we are talking the jokes about, I would like to share with you about american one.
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A tourist asked street musicians in New York "how can I get Carnegie Hall"?
"Practise, man, practise". The answer came.
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P.S. The Carnegie Hall is a famouse palace for concerts :-)
 
Medbrat 153 сказав(ла):
If we are talking the jokes about, I would like to share with you about american one.
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A tourist asked street musicians in New York "how can I get Carnegie Hall"?
"Practise, man, practise". The answer came.
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P.S. The Carnegie Hall is a famouse palace for concerts :-)
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d`u serve crabs here?

We serve everyone.
 
Medbrat 153 сказав(ла):
Honesty, I do not know what these slang or idiom phrases mean.
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In our country when men can't do any handcraft you can say -- his hands grow from butt. In English they just say he's crab, because he has claws instead of hands.

So in some sense "crab" is a synonym of "looser". So the joke is about answering "we don't care you are crab, we serve everyone, and you too".
 
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In7na сказав(ла):
a crab-a sea creature
а crab- a sour tempered person
or even a parasitic insect
to serve crabs* means *to serve sour tempered or infested through sexual contact
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Hm... I've always thought it's much more simple child joke and has other variations like "Do you serve duck here? Yes, we serve everyone". The game of words between "serve" as to deliver an order and "serve" as to provide a service to.
 
Video for student! :D

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This accent is so awesome. :D And the way to deal with problems is pretty cool. I would prefer Scottish accent though. It's even more awesome.
 
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My new year resolution. I want to quit smoking.
 
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Решение что то сделать с нового года. Это значит что с нового года я начну... Бегать, брошу курить и прочее
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Mine is go to Alps with folks on bikes )
 
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