Let speak english here!

[Lloyd]

Too bad it's in English, and eurobliakhers can nether read nor understand it

 

[Dimoks]

Nice game

 

[BBEngel]

Great English skills from Caravan ice skating hall. Male restroom.

 

[Lloyd]

Great English skills from Caravan ice skating hall. Male restroom.

Not bad.

 

[Lloyd]

I have seen a poster in s swimming pool restricting fucking and masturbation in that cabins

Hope you haven't swum into this pool.

And just a friendly advice - change it to something better, like Spartak or Polytech ))

 

[Medbrat 153]

Great English skills from Caravan ice skating hall. Male restroom.

It is a funny "not correct translation" joke.
I also like "salad from a language"

 

[Medbrat 153]

If we are talking the jokes about, I would like to share with you about american one.
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A tourist asked street musicians in New York "how can I get Carnegie Hall"?
"Practise, man, practise". The answer came.
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P.S. The Carnegie Hall is a famouse palace for concerts

 

[In7na]

If we are talking the jokes about, I would like to share with you about american one.
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A tourist asked street musicians in New York "how can I get Carnegie Hall"?
"Practise, man, practise". The answer came.
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P.S. The Carnegie Hall is a famouse palace for concerts

d`u serve crabs here?

We serve everyone.

 

[Medbrat 153]

d`u serve crabs here?

We serve everyone.

Honesty, I do not know what these slang or idiom phrases mean.
Could you explain it?

 

[In7na]

Could you explain it?

a crab-a sea creature
а crab- a sour tempered person
or even a parasitic insect

to serve crabs* means *to serve sour tempered or infested through sexual contact

 

[In7na]

google kept silent on "serving crabs"

u`d better keep silent `r google`ll fire you)

⚠ Тільки зареєстровані користувачі бачать весь контент та не бачать рекламу.

 

[Lloyd]

Honesty, I do not know what these slang or idiom phrases mean.

In our country when men can't do any handcraft you can say -- his hands grow from butt. In English they just say he's crab, because he has claws instead of hands.

So in some sense "crab" is a synonym of "looser". So the joke is about answering "we don't care you are crab, we serve everyone, and you too".

 

[BBEngel]

a crab-a sea creature
а crab- a sour tempered person
or even a parasitic insect
to serve crabs* means *to serve sour tempered or infested through sexual contact

Hm... I've always thought it's much more simple child joke and has other variations like "Do you serve duck here? Yes, we serve everyone". The game of words between "serve" as to deliver an order and "serve" as to provide a service to.

 

[In7na]

Hm... I've always thought it's much more simple child joke and has other variations like "Do you serve duck here? Yes, we serve everyone". The game of words between "serve" as to deliver an order and "serve" as to provide a service to.

I don`t serve crabs .Excusez-moi

 

[Dimoks]

Video for student!

 

[BBEngel]

This accent is so awesome. And the way to deal with problems is pretty cool. I would prefer Scottish accent though. It's even more awesome.

 

[Medbrat 153]

Запомните эту фразу
New year resolution
Решение что то сделать с нового года. Это значит что с нового года я начну... Бегать, брошу курить и прочее
My new year resolution. I want to quit smoking.

 

[Dimoks]

 

[Lloyd]

Запомните эту фразу
New year resolution
Решение что то сделать с нового года. Это значит что с нового года я начну... Бегать, брошу курить и прочее
My new year resolution. I want to quit smoking.

Mine is go to Alps with folks on bikes )

 

[Brass]

Let speak english here!

Такой English нам не нужэн