Why?

[Special K]

Why does Putin have such a hard on for Ukraine?

Is Ukraine like a beautiful young woman wearing a g-string? Or a nice juicy steak with glass of red wine? Or a Pagani Huayra?

Why is Ukraine so delicious?

 

[Iнопланетянин]

Who are you? Where you from?

 

[arek]

да это кацап из под прокси...
спешил_ка, гоухоум - там тебя ждет водка и чекушка боярышника

 

[Special K]

Who are you? Where you from?

And who are you? I'm just me! I'm from England.

But this is not about me! My question is political. I'm seeking truth exclusive of western media propaganda. I'm interested to hear from Ukrainians keeping it real.

 

[Iнопланетянин]

I'm from England.

Show us the proof! Nobody cannot believe you

 

[vaycartana]

My question is political.

Google translate?
Больше книжек читай кацап, может тогда за англичанина сойдешь, по крайней мере, для не носителей языка.

 

[Geele Steane]

можешь сразу переходить к выводам. на всякий случай fuck off

Ні , ні , ні . Я пропоную інший варіант . Suck my cock and call me Robinson .

 

[Special K]

можешь сразу переходить к выводам. на всякий случай fuck off

I appreciate the charm and friendliness of my Ukrainian pals! I can see why Ukrainian diplomacy has been extremely successful so far in preventing geopolitical tensions

 

[Special K]

Show us the proof! Nobody cannot believe you

I'm too lazy to upload a pic of my British passport, sorry. I'm also afraid someone here might copy the image and create their own fake UK passport! That would suck! I'll prove my nationality next time I arrive at Boryspol airport.

Besides it's not important that I'm English. I consider myself a citizen of the world. I'm interested in Ukraine creating peace with Russia. This would be so cool!

 

[Special K]

кто тебя прислал? зачем? где ты узнал об этом форуме?

Luck, alcohol, and a very long Google search - a long time ago when I was looking to meet Ukrainian women

Now my interests are more professional, related to business in Kiev rather than beauty

 

[Пиранья]

LucK

Это опечатка?

 

[Пиранья]

Just take a photo of the cover of your British passport in front of this post on your monitor.

 

[Special K]

складно поешь, но уж слишком много совпадений с российской пропагандой, поэтому двоерия к тому, что ты говоришь, нет никакого

Alright, this seems kinda silly and totally unnecessary but here goes!

I doubt you can buy those eggs in Russia

To make you guys even happier, there's a little souvenir I bought the last time I was in Ukraine

Seriously, you guys are too paranoid man. This is like being interviewed by the grumpy customs lady at Borypol airport

 

[Iнопланетянин]

Иди на хуй. Или go to dick.

Please be polite

 

[Iнопланетянин]

it can't by definition )

Are you ready to get own gun?