The crazy far-left took over our BEAUTIFUL city of Los Angeles. And no one’s lifting a damn finger! Where are America’s so-called “allies” and “friends”? ARREST the mask-wearing thugs — NOW! Somebody do something! Who? I don’t know — is it supposed to be my job?!
This NEVER would’ve happened under me — and everybody knows it. Even Barack Hussein Obama knows. The Iranians know, we had an understanding. The Europeans knew — Putin himself told me! Only Zelensky denies it — and that lunatic Sleepy Joe.
Not a single call from Ukraine to ask how I’m doing — after Sleepy Joe handed them BILLIONS. Disgraceful! And we were gonna take their rare earths — practically for free! And the EU? They sell us billions in crap, and now — total silence. China too! This is how they thank me for letting them kiss my ass?
They could all take a lesson from Putin. Vladimir’s a strong guy, real man. He respects every kiss I gave him. He even called, said he knows what crap tastes like — and he offered to send in some CAUCASIANS. Says they know how to handle radicals. THAT’S friendship. THAT’S who’ll help bring back the Trump Golden Age!
Pilots — get those jets in the air! Bomb the psycho leftists in L.A.! National Guard — OPEN FIRE! Tanks — roll out! Aircraft carriers — DEFEND D.C., DEFEND THE WHITE HOUSE! Get the artillery too — lock and load!
Pete, if you’re reading this — forget the Houthis, turn the whole damn thing around and bring it HOME! USA!! USA!! USA!!! ???
