If you want some English text then I can give it to you. But I don't know how to translate word "свидомый", let it be "svidomij".
So, old legend tells us that some 4 years ago something happened to nearly half of population of Ukraine. Race of svidomij was raised from dusty tombs leaded by poisonous zombie Ushenko (or what is his name, don't know translation either).
From that gloomy times damned svidomij continuously trying to eat brains of normal peoples here, tearing country apart in process. Economic had brought down by world financial crisis, and there is not even one on our Titanic who can signal SOS to outside world.
What happens next in our legend? We will see soon.
P.S. Прошу прощения за мой французский, если что.