характерная черта русских - равнятся на худших
не ну ты че, это ж англичане, ты думай что говоришь - англичан худшими назвать!
Ознакомтесь с шутками канадцев французских об англо-саксонских и наоборот, американцев о канадцах, британцев о всех остальных и главное не разрыдайтесь от таких всеобъемлющих "ненависти и презрения".
а, де-то завалялась у меня подборочка:
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Он: Do you wanna fuck me?
Она: O_o Where are you from?
Он: German)))
Она: We fucked you at 45)))
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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The PA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
(видел и другой вариант - "Because you lost the fucking war.")
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ну как?
