I'm from The Netherlands, ask me anything

[Шейла Брофловски]

не встречали?

 

[Kilo-watt]

Please help me emigrate to NL

 

[коза з баяном]

а кто это???

khuilo's daughter

 

[Kira_Malyuk]

Hello everyone,

I just discovered your forum. I thought you might be interested in a conversation with someone from The Netherlands, so go ahead and ask me anything. I will try to answer as best as I can. Please ask your questions in English, since I don't know any Russian.

Kind regards from NL

 

[ЛерикаК]

Hello everyone,

I just discovered your forum. I thought you might be interested in a conversation with someone from The Netherlands, so go ahead and ask me anything. I will try to answer as best as I can. Please ask your questions in English, since I don't know any Russian.

Kind regards from NL

hello,
thanks for the offer to ask you information we want to know.
My question is about attitude of NL to Ukraine as European country. Cause you know earlier there were cases when native people abroad even didn't know about Ukraine existence or thought it was a part of Russia So what's new in this direction? After Euro 2012 it should be changed or?

thanks in advance,
Lerika

 

[don Maxwell]

Comrade from NL - I express my and many of my friends' sincere condolences for death of nearly 3 hundred innocent civilians, majority of whom are your compatriots.


Putin = Putler = Khuilo.

By the way, in my view, one of the biggest problems with modern Europe is TOO much softness, kindness and tolerance of authorities to all sorts of dickheads, including criminals, offenders, religious fanatics, terrorists and scum like that. Don't let Islamisation of Europe to happen; don't let Putinisation of Europe to happen. Being kind and tolerant is a good thing, but being TOO tolerant is not a good thing.

 

[sdv]

Hey,

just don't be too disappointed with some peoples. It's a forum, you know. Some of them are serious, some of them are kidding, some of them trying to "troll" each other, some of them are opponents in political questions etc. And, what is the worst case, some of them are using proxies and trying to play in information war along with real war. So keep calm and carry on.

But before we will continue, what city you are from?

 

[from_nl]

By the way, How are You survive in Europe, cause here, we're getting information that Europe is GayRope from all Russian TV and nothing help them...

We survive by cooking (halal, of course!) and eating white heterosexuals. The government gives everybody that is older than age 4 free marihuana. Because we smoke it every day, we are unable to understand that Putin is the savior of European civilisation and that we are degenerate homosexual demons. I will be sent to a rehabilitation camp run by al-Qaeda for this post.

According to The Human Development Index 2014 that was released yesterday (

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), The Netherlands is still number 4 on the list. Russia is still number 57. But those are evil Western lies! Russia STRONG!

Could you help us find place where in Netherlands living Putin's daughter ?

She lives with her Dutch boyfriend, who is a Gazprom employee, in the city of Voorschoten, in a neighborhood called the Krimwijk (which literally means "Crimea hood" (yes, really, I'm not making this up

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.))

I can't use links in my first 5 posts so the links and image are missing from this post. After I have made 5 posts, I will add the links and image to this one.

 

[Pirksy]

Glad that you can joke maybe you on grugs?

 

[БОМПред]

I can't use links in my first 5 posts so the links and image are missing from this post. After I have made 5 posts, I will add the links and image to this one.

in fact there's certainly a bunch of pee-ons))) who would definitely buy your homosexual story mixed and smoked in marihuana. You bet they would take it for real ))) to publish it tomorrow in the editorials of russian newspapers

On a lighter note you might have asked the forum moderator to let you go with the links as an exception. If he/she doesn't go for this you can bribe someone from a higher echelon )))). It's Ukraine mate )))

 

[from_nl]

Can you explainme when or in which way to use such phrases as "Iam a Dutchman if...." or "A Dutchman have taken a Holland." thanks a lot buddy.

I'm not sure if I understand what you're asking, but if you see an adult man eating a sandwich with chocolate sprinkles (especially during lunch at work), he's Dutch

 

[from_nl]

Do u know that Khuilo's doughter lives in ur country? What do u think about it?

do you fucking know chto Putin its the big fucking huilo?

Fun fact: Shortly after the downing of the airliner, one of our mayor said on Twitter "let's deport Maria". He retracted that statement though, and said it was because he was very emotional at that moment.

 

[crisis]

Fun fact: Shortly after the downing of the airliner, one of our mayor said on Twitter "let's deport Maria". He retracted that statement though, and said it was because he was very emotional at that moment. LINK HERE

We've already found this message and discussed about this. Another question - please tell me how many peoples from the Netherlands believes Boeing was shot down from Ukraine but not Putin's terrorists?

 

[from_nl]

1. russia to be punished in some way? What way except the financial/economic one is there to implement? Military intrusion? Mind you mate, russia possesses nuces and toys with them like a small kid with his pennis, sorry for the allegory. I meant it may turn and twist it to their own mind and there's no big uncle including Uncle Sam who would physically restrict it. Sad but true.
2. Sending your armed troops here would encourage the most of Ukrainians but in the same manner it would facilitate the rus's to legally intrude with their fucking force as if policing the East of Ukraine and bringing up 'peace observers' to the territory. No. Employing the troops is not an option.
3. You can't START the war because you can't start what has already started. The war IS there and it is not on the doorsteps. It is in our home.

1. Mostly financial and economic, yes. Did you know that the Russian state company Rostec, which is the biggest weapons manufacturer/seller of Russia, has a company in The Netherlands that manages all their stocks? We have pretty lax tax laws here, so it makes sense financially for them to have an office here. Kind of weird though, because Rostec is the company that manufactures the BUK missile systems that supposedly took down the airliner. Source:

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2. That's what we think too. We don't want to escalate this conflict, and sending in our armed troops would probably piss off Russia. And it would definitely piss off the seperatists.

3. True. The biggest worry is that Russia will become "officially" and openly involved. Right now, we know that he is involved, but he is pretending that it's just separatists that act on their own.

oh...if you see putin's daughter there, pass her my greetings and tell her that her father is HUYLO. Just don't select words. Say PUTIN HUYLO and we are quits ))))

Will do!

 

[Муха Цокотуха]

Hello everyone,



I just discovered your forum. I thought you might be interested in a conversation with someone from The Netherlands...

Sorry about that tragedy. My sincere condolences to you guys.

 

[from_nl]

Hi bro,

Please help me emigrate to NL

Sincerely yours,
Инфаркт Микарда

Here are some options:

1. Study or work at one of our universities. That's costly though because you aren't in the EU. EU citizens pay 1500 euros tuition fees instead of 6000 a year.

See

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and

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2. Teach yourself how to program. Build up a reputation somehow. Get a job in The Netherlands, then move there.

3. Marry a Dutch girl. They aren't xenophobic, but they may have high standards, so come prepared You won't have much luck without at least conversational English skills.

4. I wanted to suggest a temporary work permit here, but it seems we don't issue them for Ukraine.

But to be honest, those are just my guesses. I haven't looked into this much. Maybe this will help you

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[Sticky Fingaz]

Russian authority assholes talking a lot about tainted west with armies of gays, financial slavery and so on. They just won't answer why their kids study in UK schools, why they buy realty in Switzerland, why they use apple, microsoft products, why they drive MBs and Bentleys instead of own VAZ shitbuckets.

It sounds really stupid and looks like North Korea propaganda style. I'd wish ask Putin to compare lamest US road with best russian. He definitely knows which is better.

The worst at this point is that russians believe all that lies and many are actually starting to hate ukrainians. Because they are told about some mythical nazis killing russian speaking people.

The truth is shit going on only where terrorists are "freeing" civilians from fascists from Kyiv (which nobody has ever seen in Ukraine)

Russian TV looks just like this:

 

[marisha1996]

Hello everyone,

I just discovered your forum. I thought you might be interested in a conversation with someone from The Netherlands, so go ahead and ask me anything. I will try to answer as best as I can. Please ask your questions in English, since I don't know any Russian.

Kind regards from NL

Shooting down the plane by the Ukrainian military is not single case.
The last case was in 2001 year.

 

[Idealniy]

I want to know one thing....why we cant see any relatives of that people from crashed airliner?

may be you can show me some videos with them?

 

[from_nl]

To everyone that sent me condolences, thank you, it's appreciated

We Ukrainians understand your feelings because we experience the same almost every day for the last two months at least.

I feel for you brother. War always sucks, and the things I have been reading about the behavior of the separatists is disgusting. Looting, killing civillians, forcing young men into their "army", general lawlessness. I hope it will soon be over.

Unfortunately, there are quite a lot of people even in our city who are brainwashed by Russian propaganda.

Unfortunate indeed. We have Russia Today on our TVs by the way. I believe they should move it from the news to the entertainment section

I'd like to ask if you have ever visited our Kharkov or talked to football fans who have?

No, I've never visited the Ukraine. I did watch some videos of your fans singing "Putin khuilo!" in the stadium!

P.S.: Don't mind flood and trolling on this forum - it's just for fun

It's cool, I don't mind. The Google Translations of some of the posts are absurdly humorous though. Like this one "Vang you ragged point in planting and sperm in the anus; petrolatum carrier"