Чёрный юмор — самое светлое, что есть в нашей жизни (с)

[Александр Михалыч]

Не Хелловін, а гарбузовий спас.

 

[vaycartana]

На английском, но понять можно
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman : The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress : Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild *** all night.

The married woman : I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came through the door and saw me, he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

 

[zbszbs]

На английском, но понять можно
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman : The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress : Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild *** all night.

The married woman : I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came through the door and saw me, he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

直观的文字

 

[vaycartana]

直观的文字

⚠ Тільки зареєстровані користувачі бачать весь контент та не бачать рекламу.

 

[zbszbs]

 

[Stank]

 

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[zbszbs]

 

[BatmanJazz]

 

[Stank]

 

[zbszbs]

Это перекрёсток Ужвий / Широнинцев)))

 

[Alex Shure]

直观的文字

此文字适用于谁？

 

[Stank]

 

[IL-Rahsh]

 

[Демагог]

Работа после универа:

 

[zbszbs]

此文字适用于谁？

Извини, я не говорю по цыгански

 

[Демагог]

Извини, я не говорю по цыгански

Жень, армянский же

 

[Stank]

 

[Stank]

Работа после универа:

хлебзавод?

 

[ourense]

На английском, но понять можно
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman : The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress : Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild *** all night.

The married woman : I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came through the door and saw me, he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Женатик уже все эти прелюдии давно прошёл просто))