Do you speak English?

olley · 27.09.2012

Today a man, with which I work in one a room shopped iPhone 5. In the beginnig shopped Samsung Galaxy S3, but telling that childrens not liked - overly large. So he shopped iPhone and displayed it me for observation.

Weather becoming colder - swimmed on last week, but on this probably will be impossible. Or may be will be possible - on the length of the day still elevated temperature.

Тяжко так писать

One_from_PPL · 27.09.2012

protea сказав(ла):
Использование сокращений и сленга часто вносят неточность размытость.

And an accent can turn a speech into a mumbling and whistle.

Pay your close attention to the "Russian accent" and enjoy, please.

protea · 27.09.2012

Today a man, with which I work in one a room shopped iPhone 5. In the beginnig shopped Samsung Galaxy S3, but telling that childrens not liked - overly large. So he shopped iPhone and displayed it me for observation.

Weather becoming colder - swimmed on last week, but on this probably will be impossible. Or may be will be possible - on the length of the day still elevated temperature.

Уважаемый! Это же просто нельзя выставлять на всеобщее обозрение.
Вдруг оно заразно

shig · 27.09.2012

One_from_PPL сказав(ла):
And an accent can turn a speech into a mumbling and whistle.
...
Pay your close attention to the "Russian accent" and enjoy, please.

Cool video

I am not an expert in all kinds of "English" English accents, but Russian English was very typical, especially if talking about stealing vodka

... German English is much better then he thinks, and American English does not sound like English English ... it's simply different, and much easier to understand ... for me

And yes, French and Chinese English accents indeed sound like he pronounced them

seductive · 27.09.2012

One_from_PPL сказав(ла):
And an accent can turn a speech into a mumbling and whistle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... Pay your close attention to the "Russian accent" and enjoy, please.[/QUOTE] Great video :клас:

olley · 27.09.2012

protea сказав(ла):
Уважаемый! Это же просто нельзя выставлять на всеобщее обозрение.
Вдруг оно заразно

Respected lady, I will have been glad if it infecting! This is fine sample of really an American English. Readers and participants is able reading, remembering and repeating to make it exercise for English skills of them! I speaking English very much every day and look how goodly it have became by me.

If you do repeating after me, your English will have become this great too. Wouldn't it be goodly, respected lady?

Without market, I am think this topic very is useful.

bumb · 27.09.2012

olley сказав(ла):
Without market

This is not only Russian sentence?

Shаdоw · 27.09.2012

Hi there. I don't really have anything worth to tell, but I'm a good listener.

bumb · 27.09.2012

May be reader?

olley · 27.09.2012

bumb сказав(ла):
This is not only Russian sentence?

раз написано на английском, значит not only Russian
:rolleyes:

bumb · 27.09.2012

Of course.

Соломон К · 28.09.2012

olley сказав(ла):
раз написано на английском, значит not only Russian

Damn , i've been contaminated with your "dementia"-virus, or ... whatever u want to call it. :ридаю:

You're pleading insanity across the board. And i do believe it is safe to assume the best treatment paramedics have to offer to psycho like u is euthanasia.
Try it.
U'll feel much better.

P.S. I think i'll become a regular here)))))

faraway · 28.09.2012

ток сказав(ла):
I eat cake with tea

I've got a lot of fun because this phrase...

It means, that mr. Tok eats cake every day, and somebody Tea (maybe Bush, may Cup) seats near him and they eat together.

Соломон К · 28.09.2012

seductive сказав(ла):
Great video

If you liked this video then you must to see another video which you can find on youtube site inputing word "eleven" in search.
It about two mans in lift which have voicing control. They trying to go to 11 level and to say 11 but lift don't go.
What funny in this video it accents which they using to do trying lift moving.

faraway сказав(ла):
I've got a lot of fun because this phrase...

It means, that mr. Tok eats cake every day, and somebody Tea (maybe Bush, may Cup) seats near him and they eat together.

Explain please me what funny?
Because it not funny at all. It just play of words.
Moreover it accordeon. :rolleyes:

faraway · 28.09.2012

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
It about two mans in lift which have voicing control.

It's not enough! There are two Scottish guys, and they try to run lifting machine by Scottish English. So, it is really funny:

NMS2VnDveP8

:іржач:

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
It just play of words.

It isn't play of words. There is only one meaning - that I sad.

bumb сказав(ла):
what do you do now, Tok?

Wrong question! It should be "What are you doing now, Tok?"

ток сказав(ла):
I eat cake with tea

Wrong answer! We use Present Simple to describe what happens generally - every day, every hour.
But we must use Present Continuous if we want describe what is happening now. Answer should be:
"I am eating cake and drinking tea."

Word "with" means "together" - eat cake with tea, means that tea is eating too.

Соломон К · 28.09.2012

Shаdоw сказав(ла):
Hi there. I don't really have anything worth to tell, but I'm a good listener.

It not best method learning english, believe me!
I know you feeling yourself (

) uncomfortable because of not much of knowledge of words and of grammatic, but you must practicing in this theme every day and you will see in just one month how your english improved.
Such huge progress you can reach only by go to British English course for term of 2 or even 3 years!
Image?
So, common, let's speak friend to friend here every evening. :клас:

olley · 28.09.2012

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
It just play of words.

1. В английском это называется word play
2. Артикль потерян
3. Глагол тоже потерян

русский калька? Йа-йа!

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
So, common

Common это "общий". А то, что пытаетесь сказать вы, пишется come on (или c'mon, если хочется повыделываться под "типа знающего разговорный").

Вашь Инглишь... Как это будет по-рюсски... А! Моя слышать звон, но не знаю где он!

Продолжайте в том же духе :клас:

Соломон К · 28.09.2012

protea сказав(ла):
Вы правы
Преподаватель по грамматике говорил: если вы хотите, чтобы вас правильно поняли, вы должны говорить грамотно.
Использование сокращений и сленга часто вносят неточность размытость.

Your great teacher very really wise.
When we learn alien language we unfreely using constructions inherented from our native language, but thanks to not using slang and shortenens everybody can understand us anyway!
:пиво:

olley сказав(ла):
1. В английском это называется word play
2. Артикль потерян
3. Глагол тоже потерян

русский калька? Йа-йа!

Common это "общий". А то, что пытаетесь сказать вы, пишется come on (или c'mon, если хочется повыделываться под "типа знающего разговорный").

Вашь Инглишь... Как это будет по-рюсски... А! Моя слышать звон, но не знаю где он!

Продолжайте в том же духе

What you try to mean?
We learning english here together in this theme correcting errors of each other. :confused:

So why you wondering?
_____
But "without market" it best

faraway · 28.09.2012

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
alien

You'd better use word "foreign"...All in all your English is not bad.

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
What you try to mean?

He tries to troll you. It's like a fishing, but for people. Really funny, I do it in threads about Ukraine.

olley · 28.09.2012

Соломон Краткий сказав(ла):
What you try to mean?

Тут либо "what are you trying to say?", либо "What do you mean?". Либо рясу снять, либо трусы надеть.

We learning english here together in this theme correcting errors of each other.

Ну, вот я типа того... Корректинг.
Глагольчики не забывайте, да? :rolleyes:

So why you so wondering?

Смысл этой фразы мне расшифровать не удалось

Do you speak English?

Привіт!