Прикольно
никогда раньше не встречалось мне такое сравнение: пирожные и мужчины. Хотя есть миллион англоязычных пиво и женщины.
Например:
Beer vs. women
Why Beer is Better then Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for
you in the car while you play football.
5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you
can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You can have more than one beer
in a night and not feel guilty.
18. You always know you're the first to pop a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
Или вот еще:
Top 10 things about Beer vs. Women.
10. A good beer yields good head, but not all good women do.
9. You can share your beer with your friends, but you really can't share your woman with them.
8. You can hang out with your beer all night, and chances are you will enjoy the conversation.
7. When you and a beer are finished a new one is an arms reach away, when you and your woman are finished that arms reach will get you slapped.
6. Beer tends to solve all the problems that women create.
5. If you feel the need to try new beer, go down to the package store and look in the cooler and pick one. The only place I've been to where you can window shop for women is Amsterdam.
4. If you were to get into bed and find a cold beer would you complain? Now if you were to get into bed and find a cold woman...
3. Not only will beer not care if you spend the Sunday watching football, but chances are it was beer who sponsered the game.
2. Even if you have poor eyesight, beer improves your ability to spot attractive women.
1. Try finding the woman you want to come in groups of Six.
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