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Покращення в Україні з кожним днем все покращуються.

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Прогноз погоды. Завтра в Донецкой области объявлено покращення с реформами. Возможен Президент с министрами. Местами блокпосты. Ожидается волнение ГАИ до девяти баллов. В остальной части страны без изменений - сплошной туман и дождь обещаний.

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Политика дикарей. Для того, чтоб стать другом России, нужно объявить врагами все остальные страны!
⚠ Тільки зареєстровані користувачі бачать весь контент та не бачать рекламу.
 
Едет кортеж Януковича по селу. И тут выскочила свинья и под колеса, ну задавили они её...

Янык выходит из машины и говорит водиле. На двести баксов, пойди в село, найди хазяина свиньи,

отдай деньги извинись, как полагается...

Ждет он час... два, прилазит через три часа водила на бровях, пьяный вдрызг!

Янукович: Ты чО так нажрался сцуко?

Та не поверишь шэф... Пришел я в центр села, положил мешок и говорю: Я - водитель Януковича, я убил эту свинью...

И тут все как давай мне наливать!
 
Academic career[edit]

In 1980, at the age of 30, Yanukovych completed tertiary studies in mechanical engineering as a correspondence student at the Donetsk Politechnical Institute. In 2001, at the age of 51, he received his Masters in International Law from the Ukrainian Academy of Foreign Trade. The President's site also states that he is an Academic of the Academy of Economic Sciences of Ukraine, Doctor of Economic Sciences, and a Professor.[27] In 1999, while in the position of vice head of the Donetsk Oblast Administration, not yet having completed his masters degree, received the honorary title of docent (lecturer) of the (nonexistent) Faculty of Automobile Transport at the Donetsk State Academy of Administration; a tertiary education establishment that specialised in Economics and Management.[28] Students of the academy testify that such a faculty did not exist, nor do they remember Yanukovych reading any lectures.[28]

In 2000, it is reported that Yanukovych received the academic credential of Doctor Habilitatus of Science. In order to receive this academic credential, apart from his dissertation, Yanukovych needed to publish at least ten papers, to prepare five students for their doctoral defense and to be actively involved in academic work. No evidence that he fulfilled these requirements can be found.[28]

From December 2000 to February 2004, while in the position of Ukrainian Premier, it is stated that Yanukovych headed the faculty of Innovative management at the Donetsk State University of management.[29]

In 2001, while in the position of Governor General of the Donetsk Oblast it is reported that Yanukovych graduated from the Ukrainian Academy of Foreign Trade as a Master of International Law. However, very few of the then-enrolled students remember him in classes, taking exams, or attending graduation.[30] Yanukovych was further granted[by whom?] the titles of Professor in Economics.[31]

The Vernadsky National Library of Ukraine's electronic catalog has a list of 23 publications, text books, and monographs with Yanukovych listed as author. However, on further investigation[by whom?] the library does not have any copies of the above-mentioned works. The Academy where they were prepared and apparently printed also has no record of the said publications.[28]

In order to receive the academic title of professor, one needs to lecture for at least 10 years and to publish a number scientific articles in internationally accredited peer publications.[28] It remains unknown[weasel words] how he could have allegedly fulfilled these duties in addition to serving as governor.[32]

Yanukovych is also a "professor" of the International Academy of Sciences, Education, Industry and Arts, registered to a P.O. Box in Mountain View, California.[33]

Apart from his academic credentials, Yanukovych has the military rank of major, however, there is no record of him serving in the military.[32]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Yanukovych
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