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Запись от Smeshnoy размещена 13.06.2017 в 15:17

1. Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6. Resource Optimization Team think they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch.
7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
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  1. Старый комментарий
    какая невыносимая бюрократия. нет, чтобы по-старинке.
    зы. ты к кому себя причисляешь?))
    Запись от Гаити размещена 13.06.2017 в 22:19 Гаити вне форума
 

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